Sep. 7, 2021
Kid-Friendly Superhero Jokes
1 How do superheroes prepare their dinner?
They save the food first!
2 A few guys in Spiderman costumes walked into a bar.
Apparently, they were web designers!
3 What is best served cold?
Just-ice!
4 Why do superheroes always get the bad guys?
Because they’re so cape-able!
5 How was the superhero party?
It was pretty Lo-ki!
6 Why did Superman never need a babysitter?
Because he always had Super Vision!
7 What do you call a superhero who likes to cook?
Souper-man!
8 Which place do superheroes flock to?
Cape town!
9 Did you hear the joke about the superhero Wind Man?
I don’t know what it was, but apparently, everyone was blown away!
10 What nickname can you call Iron Man when he does household chores?
Ironing Man!